bhefInspired by the single on One Little Indian records by Big Hard Excellent Fish which I reviewed today, I compiled my own random Sunday  list of pet hates:

backstabbers…shit-heads who pretend to be nice…daytime talk shows…’reality’ TV…champagne socialists…Silvio fucking Berlusconi…prostate cancer…..any cancer…Holocaust deniers…warmongers…boy bands…Robbie Williams…lying cheat Tony Blair…Jehovah’s witnesses…cold callers…queue jumpers…any form of censorship…animal testers…people who stare at their cell phones all day…spammers…policemen in sunglasses…wife beaters….anyone who says global warming is good for the planet…Ronald McDonald…radio advertisements that shout….anti-abortionists…standardized testing in schools…smug Christians….homophobes…technophobes…pedophiles…misanthropes…misogynists…hypocrites…tabloid journalists…the paparazzi – swaggering macho men who think they’re god’s gift to women…brain dead showgirls who think they’re sexy… dentists who engage you in conversation during treatment……..etc etc

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