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viv_albertineCLOTHES, CLOTHES, CLOTHES. MUSIC, MUSIC, MUSIC. BOYS, BOYS, BOYS by Viv Albertine (Faber & Faber, 2014)

I started this autobiography expecting a fun but frivolous account of the punk era. It is all that and more.

Viv Albertine was at the heart of the heady period in the late 1970s when the British establishment were running scared. The Slits were one of the many bands that were inspired by the so-called ‘filfth and fury’ of The Sex Pistols; four feisty females who were not about to let a lack of musical expertise hold them back.

Albertine was the guitarist in that band’s early years. I regret to say that I never did see them play live but I treasure the memory of first hearing them on a John Peel session – four tracks recorded in September 1977 that captured their ramshackle brilliance.

The book contains plenty of fascinating insights into the ordinary world that preceded and followed the extraordinary explosion of rebel yells. Continue reading

SIZE MATTERS TO HALLE BERRY

So now it’s official – Halle Berry is, as of 2008 at least, the sexiest woman on the planet.

So says Esquire -the thinking man’s Loaded

This is quite a positive feminist move in some respects (doubtless unplanned ) given that she has just had a baby – a kind of pro-MILF award in other words.

In an interview for the mag Halle says she is chuffed to bits and shares some of her bedroom fashion tips:

“I think lingerie is sexy, and I’ll wear it, sure. But truth is, I’m good-to-go in a tank top and bare feet – although every woman should own at least one good pair of pumps. That’s really the only wardrobe you need for sex: a tank top and pumps”.

As for what turns her on she says:

“When it comes to what I think is sexy about men, I like forearms. That’s my body part. They’re generally exposed, available, a little bit vulnerable. A forearm is different with every man, and when it comes to forearms, size matters. I don’t like them slight”.

[Confession – All of the above is just a lame excuse for featuring this hot photo of Halle Berry to sex up this blog. ]

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