Life in plastic – it’s fantastic!
Spare a thought for Victoria Silvstedt .
She looks like a six foot Barbie doll with the brains to match – “I’m a bit goofy” she admits .
She has curves in all the right places and says she has worked her ass off to get where she is today.
She had the ‘glory’ of being nominated as Playboy’s Playmate of the Year in 1997, but so far as her acting and singing ambitions are concerned things are a bit flat.
Hugh Hefner wanted her to change her name to Victoria Silver but she refused on the grounds that it made her sound like a porn star! Perish the thought!
So, she prefers to prostitute herself on the ‘glamour’ scene instead , making the most of things before the signs of ageing start to show and the boobs start to sag.
She is always typecast as just another pretty dumb blonde. Que sorpresa! Let’s be frank, there are certain parts of her that are more famous than others. But she has hidden talents. The problem is no-one knows what they are because they are so well hidden . Not even she knows. She can dance and sing ..a little……has tried to design lingerie…..she can pout to order ……
Now she just needs that one big break but it is as illusive as the “mysterious boy” she is searching for in her single Hello Hey (EMI, Sweden 1999) which you can see below and contains the following lines of poetry:
Oh, what a joy life can be
Just wanna scream it out
I think I made a breakthrough
I finally saw you
Though you’re gone, you’re disappeared
The magic still’s around
I think I might have found you
The boy in my dreams, woohoo
ANIMAL MY SOUL 